The Greatest Things about Men’s Spandex

The Greatest Things about Mens Spandex

I love the thought of wearing mens spandex all day long. I sleep in the nude so I wouldn’t be wearing any at night while I was in bed, but the day would be filled with spandex of all styles and designs. I don’t have to worry about going to the office for work every day so I could wear my spandex all the time without getting harassed about it. That is one of the best things about working from home, I can literally wear whatever I want and the boss won’t get mad at me. I even spent an entire day working while naked just to see what it was like.

While I do enjoy being able to wear whatever I want, having the option of wearing mens spandex designs has really gotten to me. I can’t think of any reason to not wear these items now. I even tried to come up with a couple of reasons to not wear spandex at home and the only thing I could come up with was Jehovah Witnesses coming to my door. Then, I realized that if I was wearing sexy spandex based items, they would probably scurry away and never darken my doorstep again.

I actually started thinking about designing mens spandex items with people like that in mind. What would I need to do to make sure people like Jehovah Witnesses would stop knocking on my door all the time? Those thoughts got me to looking around online for designs that might work and I ended up buying three of them right away. Now I just have to wear them and wait for someone to knock. I can’t wait to see their reaction when I open the door in my full spandex glory. I kind of hope they scream a little as they run away. While I’m at it, maybe I’ll design some spandex sheets for my bed.

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