I love wearing men’s spandex, but there are times when it is a bit uncooperative for me. I usually find these moments the hard way by thinking my day will be extremely normal so I wear my favorite spandex design. Then, it turns out that the day is anything but normal and I end up having to explain to a roomful of people why I am wearing these items under my clothing. I have had something like that happen to me more than once in the last couple of years and I can promise you that it is not all that much fun.
There was one time when I was wearing my men’s spandex during a high powered business meeting. The bigwigs that ran the company decided that I needed to give some important presentation a few days earlier. So to make sure I was relaxed and comfortable, I decided to throw on my favorite design. I was doing particularly well until I angered a coworker with something I said regarding his particular role in the company. That is when he threw his coffee at me. It would not have been all that bad except I was wearing a white dress shirt that was now stained with coffee.
Male to female transformation spandex by Koalaswim
As I was trying to get my shirt off he threw the box of jelly doughnuts at me and they hit my pants. I was going to run to the bathroom but security was blocking the door trying to contain the idiot throwing things at me. So I had to strip there and show everyone my sexy men’s spandex I was wearing. It sure shut everyone up, at least long enough to get that deranged lunatic out of the conference room. My boss pulled me into his office later and asked me where I got my spandex. He had been trying to find a design like mine for weeks and was unsuccessful. Sometimes it does pay to wear the right things to work even if they are a little unconventional,